Have you ever noticed that change, even a little change, can get really expensive? I remember when we got our cat. We bought him from a shelter on “last day” sale for $20. Then we paid $30 for a license. Then we bought a $32 bag of cat food, and then some toys, and then a vet checkup, and then a flea shampoo, and then a flea carpet treatment. I added it up, and in the first three months of our being “cat parents” a few years ago—we spent $800 on the damn $20 cat. Now, don’t mistake me, we adore our cat and refer to him as “our only son—for now.” I just didn’t expect one furry little creature to have such a gigantic financial reach.
Likewise, I began a low-carb diet back in December. Sure, a little more money on eggs, and meat, no more oatmeal for me at eight cents a serving. The grocery bill went up slightly (and has since been offset by gleaning) but suddenly I felt better and had more energy than I ever had. I made appointments to go out with friends for dinner or to the movies (I could stay awake through a movie!) I spontaneously took the kids to the zoo and on other outings. Every day felt like a “once in a lifetime experience.” And got really expensive!
Again, more change in February, my small business volume grew dramatically again for the second time in six months. Being a one-woman show around here with no employees, I was suddenly stretched thin, and commuting like crazy (my work is mobile—so I travel a lot). My gas bill was 4x what it usually is, and I resorted to fast food—killing my diet and my budget.
And then I got sick.
Not just a little sick, but like when I had mono last fall. Everything hurt, my stomach was always upset. Honestly, I’ve always had trouble with pain and stomach problems but this was truly miserable—especially after two months of doing so great.
Further investigation revealed that I have Celiac Disease—an autoimmune disease that turns gluten from certain grains, basically into a poison. In retrospect, it makes perfect sense and explains a lifetime of health problems, but my most immediate concern is—now what?
Folks, this is gonna be expensive! At least while I figure it out, but I have a feeling it’s going to stay that way. Celiac disease means I cannot ever again eat wheat, oats, spelt, rye or barley—or anything that touches it. No beer, no blue cheese, no chocolate bars with whey as an emulsifier. No bread. No pretzels. No hot dog buns. Actually, most hot dogs have wheat fillers, so nix those too. Baseball will never be the same.
After having the experience of a few weeks without gluten, I can tell you that I have never in my life felt better, so I don’t regret the decision to cut out the gluten, but this is a major change.
I’ll have to invest in (and learn how to use) almond flour, manioc, rice flour, garbanzo flour, teff and tapioca flour. These aren’t direct-substitute types of things either. Likewise, I had to purge the fridge and pantry of items that are now deemed “not safe.” Salad dressings, BBQ sauces, katchup, malt vinegar, granola bars, oatmeal… the list goes on and on.
To tide myself over I got a gluten free cookbook (with a gift card from a friend) and bought a loaf of gluten free bread. It tastes OK (kind of like a cheddar-flavored angel food cake) but it was $7 for one loaf! This evening after a lot of late night out of town work and my husband pulling a double shift—I ordered pizza. Two pizzas from a place that I know makes a gluten free crust. The prices weren’t on the menu. I should have asked. The final bill was $57.00. FIFTY-SEVEN BUCKS!!
There’s a special place in hell for those who exploit others’ genetic weaknesses….
So, how to mitigate this new change? It’s going to take me many hours of research and reading. In the meantime, I’ll have to adhere strictly to the diet in order to keep up the energy to keep up my newly increased work from my small business.
It feels to me like a bit of a helix…. if I work less to learn more/faster and save money, then I may have insufficient income. If I work too much, I may get much sicker or slip up on my diet. (One little slip-up can leave me sick for days). I’ve been gluten free about two weeks now, but did have a “contamination” incident the other day when I got ill from cream cheese that the kids had also been spreading on their toast.
Have you experienced these kinds of domino changes that affect your finances?
I’m curious about our reader’s take on this—how do you manage your money when your life feels like it’s getting the upper hand on you?
On the plus side, even if this does slow me down a little now as I adapt, it does mean I have a much longer, healthier and more productive life ahead of me, which does make me very, very happy!